Today in foods class this girl who works in the same kitchen unit as me, was freaking out about Ecoli poisoning because we were working with ground beef.
Chick: omg we can't throw the vegetables in yet we will get ecoli, do you want to die,
Me: But were going to cook it for like twenty more minutes cant we-
Chick: no I saw pink a minute ago, well get ecoli!!
Chick: we will get Ecoli, do you want to diiiiiiiiiie
Me: *turns slowly looking her in the eye* Do you want to die?
she hasn't bothered me since.